If we're going to celebrate, let's do it differently. No boredom, with an edge and horns up – that is, against the current and as Odin commanded! We're celebrating our 10th birthday with fuckups and blunders. Others would only trumpet successes. Ahoy with that – the mere thought gives us seasickness. Drop anchor here and read what your horned mobile operator is up to on its round birthday. Check out our top blunders for the birthday (and beyond!).
About how the wind doesn't always fill the sails....
With Vikings, like in life – there are storms and shallows. Fuckups happen to us too. As Odin says – sometimes conquests, sometimes raids 🤷♂️. Of course, from time to time we like to boast about something that went well (like fast 5G), after all, we're developing for our users, in line with the principle #EverythingForOurOwn. This time, however, we're openly talking about the blunders of the decade. Go big or go home 💣!
Head over to 10latrazem.pl – a special birthday website and comment on our confessions. Tell us straight up what you think of our fuckups and blunders. And we had plenty to reminisce about… You'll also find wishes for you there, Viking trivia, and… JUST SEE FOR YOURSELF.
If billboards, then go all out
Mobile telephony in Poland doesn't have to be boring. We want to prove it at every step. It doesn't have to be associated with actors crawling out of refrigerators, showmen, or other comedians. Our celebrities are our users. We invest in them, and on our 10th birthday, we thank them for proudly wearing their helmets. We're doing it in a special way. We appreciate smaller user crews because for us, it's not about numbers, but about every Viking. After all, we're a network of people, not numbers.
And so we arrived in Leszno, Oleśnica, and Chełm. From billboards in these towns (and our hometown Wrocław 🖤), Viking employees look out at you. We've tailored the message to specific locations. For example? In Leszno, we reference the local speedway club, and in Oleśnica, the wild… rabbits 🐇 roaming the city center.
Exchange gigabytes for memories
Your mobile operator connects, not divides. We know you know this. Unless it divides BY… then yes – by gigabytes! Because they're yours, they don't disappear after a month. You pay for them, so it's a no-brainer for us! And if you have more gigs, head over to the Viking Store – for artifacts, while they're still available (we don't know when you're reading this, it might be too late 🐦). Artifacts? Yes, real rarities, referencing historical moments of your favorite mobile network. Primarily those created with users 🤘.
And what can you exchange gigs for (or could have)? For example:
● a landline phone, through which the first call was made from the Help Desk to Vikings;
Ring, ring! Do you hear that? That's history calling! It served us and you in years gone by. It handled hundreds of inter-Viking calls. Now it can be yours! Are you taking this call?
● swift boxes – made together with Vikings at workshops;
Operation codename: Your bird will eat mosquitoes. We made them together years ago at workshops with Vikings. Swift boxes, the bloodthirsty conquerors of vile mosquitoes. They went out across Poland and provided shelter for birds. Now they're back up for grabs! As it happens, a box is assembled.
● colorful helmets that Vikings wore during an outdoor game organized for network users;
You'll shine in them like a (sea)rat at a canal opening! Or like the Vikings at Magda's birthday party, our ViQueen Commander, and at ViPodchody, an outdoor game with Vikings in Wrocław's Park Wschodni. They've seen a lot. They've survived a lot. Good thing they can't talk.
● An archival Report for Management, meaning… network users;
What's buzzing among the Vikings? Or was buzzing… in 2020! Three years ago, we prepared a Report for Management, that is… for our users. And today it's available again – in a limited quantity. It's like a time machine that will take you back to 2020. Warning: reading may cause loud laughter and a pleasant sense of pride.
These are just a few examples of artifacts related to your mobile network. As Odin says – great expectations are the key to everything. So grab the key 🗝️ and check out the Viking Store. Never before have there been so many things to get there!
And at the end – straight from the shoulder and from the heart…
Thanks for being with us! Together we're building a community of proud Vikings. A true network of people, not numbers.
For the coming decades, be as free as our offer without contracts. Live #NoLimit and accumulate good memories like gigabytes with Mobile Vikings. Remember what's truly important (definitely not payments, because with us, it pays for itself!). Be authentically yourself – like our bot-free Help Desk – and stay in touch with us. Simply put – keep being a Viking!
Fair winds and happy Viking celebrations 🥂! #10latrazem
