report for Management

Dear Management! 👑 Let's start by agreeing on one thing: happy people don't count the time. So maybe let's focus on our shared happiness, rather than the fact that the Report for Management for 2021 is appearing in May, okay? 🤫 We promise there's plenty to be happy about, you'll see! Even before we start our annual meeting – we see a few new faces, so […]

Board, this is not good. An audit of the competing Mobile Vikings network shows that they are constantly gaining users, but we have no idea why. 🤯 They don't run TV ads or buy celebrities. They spend money on some nonsense!  This is roughly how we imagine a meeting might go at the headquarters of the "Enslaved by Contracts Operator" (ZUO Mobile), or perhaps […]

Dear… Management… forgive our breathlessness, we didn’t oversleep and didn’t have to run, no, no. Well, maybe a little. 😩 Alright. You’re probably wondering why we’ve gathered you here – regarding the awaited report for the last quarter of 2020? Well, no! We have something special for you. We’ve gathered not only those 3 months but the entire last year. We are presenting […]

Dear Management, esteemed chamber, respected council of minstrels… 🎶 We present to you the Mobile Vikings activity report for September. The delay in reporting is due to minor technical issues, which we have overcome and are now behind us, hence the report. Every one of the over 60,000 Vikings sailing on our ship has the right to know what is being spent […]

Dear Sir/Madam. We kindly request your feedback on the actions taken by Mobile Vikings in the period of 08/2020. With the best interests of the company and its customers (hereinafter referred to as Vikings) in mind, we are once again consulting its activities with the Board. 👨‍💼 Phew, we almost choked under these ties. 👔🤢 In reality, it's about one, […]

Welcome esteemed Mobile Vikings Board, that is over 55,000 Vikings who invest their funds in us every month. Every person who co-creates the company with us has the right to know and influence 🌊 the actions we take. That's what the Board does, right? Here is the financial 💲 report for the board for July 2020, that is, what – […]