Board, this is not good. An audit of the rival Mobile Vikings network shows they keep gaining users, but we have no idea why. 🤯 They're not running TV ads or buying celebrities. They're spending money on some nonsense!
This is roughly how we imagine a meeting might go at the headquarters of the Captivating Contracts Operator (CCO Mobile), or really any major mobile network that we compete with. Exaggeration? Maybe a little. 🙃 You be the judge and watch the Report for the Other Board – by the way, you'll learn what we did with your money in the first half of 2021. 💸
Want to take a closer look at our report? Here you go! 👇
Thanks for being with us and co-creating a network of people, not numbers. That's why, instead of accumulating your money as dividends for investors or spending it on empty marketing, we prefer to allocate it to activities that create added value. ➕😇 And, of course, ensuring your satisfaction with our services.
See you at the meeting about the report for the next quarters, Board. 📊 And there are already 80,000 of you! 🍾
