Dear Sirs and Madams. We kindly ask for your opinion on the actions taken by Mobile Vikings in the period of 08/2020. Keeping in mind the good of the company and its clients (hereinafter referred to as Vikings), we are once again consulting its activities with the Management Board. 👨💼
Phew, we almost suffocated under these ties. 👔🤢 In reality, it’s about one simple matter. We want to tell you, Vikings, what has been happening with us recently. All together and each one individually, you have the right to know where your money is going, because in our opinion, YOU are the Management Board of this network. Ready? Get to know our recent behind-the-scenes activities! 🍴
If the form of reporting from our Command Center doesn't quite tickle your sense of superiority worthy of a Board Member, you can simply click through the presentation slides. Just don't forget to put on a shirt beforehand and use a projector half-covered by a bottle standing on the table. Just like in a real, Serious Office. 🏢
Table of Contents:
1. Lifeboats Have Reached Their Destination
2. Luna the Wolf Gives Her Voice
3. With a Camera Among the Vikings
4. A Viking-Worthy Way to Fight Mosquitoes - You'll Fight With Us
So, what are your impressions? Do you know everything now? Let us know your thoughts and ideas on what else we could cook up in the comments. 🍝 After all, you're the ones running this ship!
PS. If you feel left out because you’re not a Viking, that's good – that’s exactly the feeling you should have. Everything will change only when you join us on our deck.
